TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[White Collar 1.5]

Thank you.

That's all I can say.
Thank you.

[XO Laptop]

Good stuff

Funny little story about getting even.
I have no doubt that a starving, illiterate child could make a flash that wins a trophy here on Newgrounds.
I even checked out the website after the end.
That's a noble cause, sending laptops to Africa.
Next step, getting electricity to Africa.
Forget food and medicine, they need internet chatrooms.

Good flash.

Formalz responds:

Well now they will pretty much be more technologycaly more advanced than us.

[The Sekret Collaboration]

NG Rules and Regulations

If the world were just and fair, Tom Fulp would make it a law that any stick-fight flash submitted here to NG must be of as good quality as this or better, otherwise your account will be deleted.
That was tight.
Brutal music.
Respect.

miphisto55 responds:

ROFL.

There was much discussion about the music, this song ended up being it, although i voted against it l ).

[SW Episode 1 Intro]

This is George Lucas. I'm suing you.

Just kidding, relaaaaaaaax.
This intro is longer than most of the garbage that makes it into the portal here on ScrewGrounds.
Can't wait to see how long the thing is.
(Did that sound a little gay? Long... thing... nah.)
Hope it comes out good. I'll vote 4, even though I usually can't stand sprite movies. Good luck.
p.s. - you left out the "d" in world.

["Ima Gonna Shoot You"]

Guns don't kill people...

Dangerous minorities do.
Nice music. Smooth animation.

[Starfox Asylum Episode 1]

Oh my God

No one said "Do a barrel role."
For that alone, you get a 7 stars.
+1 more 'cause it was just wacky enough to make me smile.

[Ichigo Vs. Link: B.A.F.]

I waited for 8.3MB to load just for that?!

Let me guess, 8MB of it was the sound file...
*sigh*
Listen, you gotta compress your sound files. Just because there is a 10MB limit on submits doesn't mean you gotta use almost all of it. For crying out loud, LemonDemon's Bad Idea is 8.2MB, and it was 5 times longer than this.
While you're at it, come up with something better than an unorganized sprite movie. It's been done... to death. At least Naruto wasn't in it.
And work on sync. The sound quality was just as abysmal as the visuals.
Anyone who votes higher than 2 on this should recieve a 3-day ban.

jjmarth responds:

What have you got in the portal let me see.........oh thats right nothing this is just something I did in between a larger project, and I don't think it and "unorganized" sprite movie and this movie did fairly well so according to you a lot of people should be banned.

however I do agree with one thing Naruto sucks!

[Phoenix Wright Loves Spam]

Classic

Knee-slapping classic MP'sFC.
Thanks.
(5/5)

[Born To Rock!]

Brutal

Just brutal.
were those Gibsons?
Brutal.
Pressing "add to faves" button now.
Rock on.

Tom-Arto responds:

The Mime has a Ibanez
and of course the pirate has a Gibson Flying V

[-=Figurative Hunger=-]

Hey kid...

Better this time.
3/5

SprintT responds:

Thanks for the review.