TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankman Three!!!]

Satire of a Satire

genuis.

[Burglar]

Congratulations

Yours is the first flash submission by a 13 year-old that didn't contain nonsensical cursing, Halo refferences, Super Mario sprites, Dragon Ball Z powers, poorly drawn stick figures or immature usage of the word fag.
Continue progressing as an artist and submitting work. And keep in mind that most people who give negative reviews most likely have never tried to make a flash themselves. 3/5, 7/10.
p.s.- hello from Hallifax. Trailer Park Boys rules.

eyerecon responds:

ya!..... no seriously they do

[SMW Remix Episode 1]

wow, that was SO original

not.
was this written by a 13 year old or what.
anyone can rip sprites and make this, they just know better.

masterkoopa1015 responds:

Hey, fuck you. I'm new at this and I'm trying my best.

P.S. I just so happen to be 13 years old. Not everybody here are adults, idiot. That is age-ism. So............screw you >:(

[Getting Off The Train]

its a pun, bitch

sometimes the best jokes are short and sweet toilet humour.
good sound quality.

[Halomatt]

Quick tip

No amount of cursing can make up for total lack of plot or jokes.
I fail to see the relevance.
Do some research if you wish to make a decent Halo satire, there's pleanty of them. It's an idea that has already been done to death. Choppy animation too.

[Drive Thru at KFC]

holy shit, was that Chris Walken?

fast food employees are sooooooo frickin' lazy around closing time.
good satyre. sucks about your sister though, wish she coulda gotten her chicken.
3/5, 7/10. Respek.
p.s.- I still check under the bed every night for Christopher Walken. guy creeps me the fuck out.

Mandalorian-Jedi responds:

XD good eye... good eye... I put him in a bunch of my movies as an inside joke if you've seen them in order they were posted...

[The Jersey Devil]

heh heh...

those guys got pwned.
nice backgrounds.
happy halloween.
4/5, 8/10.
-J.

[The Madness Code]

(sigh)

bad animation, terrible artistry, zero storyline or at least there might have been, I don't know, it went by to fast to read. another sub-quality flash from some kid who thinks he "rulez."
"skater" productions. real original. at least it wasn't spelled with and 8.

DP responds:

I don't think i "rule" Skater productions is my original name it was not ripped. You don't know flash so don't tell me the animation was bad.

[David's Adventures Eps 8]

put out your fist

(respect knuckles)
A good openning scare, nice choice in music, South Park refference, and satyre aimed directly at the New Grouds geeks. Kudos.
Good luck in the contest.
5/5, 10/10.

maniacmark responds:

you're right on the money lol thanks

[Guilty Gear: AFS]

Tits, dude. Pure frosting.

I've been sitting in front of this damn computer for 31 hours straight, and FINALLY see something that made it worthwhile. Excellent work, far superior to the 15 seconds-of-screaming-visual-diarrhea-
fart flashes submitted by a 14 year-old we usually get here on NG (if that is any sort of a compliment.) Genuinely funny, well thought out humour, especially the part about Hartford (dude, there's NOTHING here in CT, for shizzle.) Can't wait for your next submit. Respek. -the J Man.
5/5, 10/10.

Y-Disciple responds:

Heh, yeah, I know that first hand as well, which is why I included that joke. Tanks for the review.