TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ratty - Episode 1]

Best I've seen all day

Good sound quality, smoothly animated, lip sync was on the ball and look, actual humor (on NG of all places.)
I shall most definately check out the other episodes.

[Still Annoyed]

Original

Shows much creativity. Nice idea.

Vixin-McCloud responds:

Thanks for that! ^^

[Race Across The Rainbow]

Combo Breaker

Been a while since we seen a flash of such caliber on NG.
Thanks for breaking the cold streak.
5/5
And what inspired you to do this?
Where did you get the idea for all the vivid imagery?

[Freezepop's JEM!]

Unpredictable

I wasn't expecting to laugh until I pissed myself, but it happened none the less.

Great job!

Viewtiful-Chris responds:

OH WOW!!! I'm getting it on here!

Isn't it funny how you express how you feel in the best example you can yet some asshole deems your review USELESS? This is fantastic.

[Rejected Idea]

original and inspired

Very Johnathan Swift-like.
Insta-fiven'd.

[Neil]

That was different

This is probably the first flash I've voted higher than 2 on all day. (4, btw)
When the hammer popped up, I was like, "Yeah, c'mon, do it ya pussy."
Then I saw the nails.
Icing.
I like it.

[Zondiates]

Interesting...

I want to see where this is going.

[TRBBSNF Part 3]

Yay...

...a slideshow.
And with Punk-o-Matic music no less.
At least the "only known pic of Alice-the-droog" one was mildly funny.
The rest were just old memes.
You get what you pay for I guess.

[The fight for glory (2nd)]

Where's the animation? The story?

It was just a bunch of South Park pictures (that look like bad MS paint) superimposed onto a background.
And as far as I'm concerned, there was no story, just a premise with no development.
You would have been better off trying your hand at stick figure animation.
At least go learn some flash basics, then try again.

[The Christmas Crisis 3]

Killer flash

My favorite X-Mas movie so far.
4/5, 8/10

madarkwasp responds:

Glad you enjoyed it!

Happy Holidays!