TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How To: Win a Daily]

Right now, somewhere in America...

there is a kid calling everyone in his middle school asking them to all vote 5 on his next flash about Mario vs. Sonic done with stick figures, Dragon Ball Z powers and Linkin Park background music.
4/5, 9/10.

Little-Rena responds:

Well that's just silly :O

[Random Shit Episode 3]

good end to a fine legacy

After seeing part three I had to go back and view the other two. All nicely done, glad you decided to make it a trilogy. Dissapointed that you've decided to call it quits after three though. Best to go out on top withought it getting stale or repetative I guess. Maybe, as Hollywood did with Child's Play, Leathal Wepon and (unfortunately) Die Hard, you can surprise us years from now with a fourth. If not, thanks for the threepack anyway. I voted 5/5 twice. Respek.
p.s. - your best gag is still the Snoop clip in the credits of #1.

Sykotic-Sword responds:

Thanks dude. I appreciate the feedback from a fan. I really do want to continue this series but, unfortunately, it is dieing. I don't think any more people will be interested after this one is gone and forgotten. I just hope that maybe Tom will put this on front page. It's been my goal since I started back in 2002 anyway so I think it's only fair that the best and last deserves it.

[The Witch]

The intro alone made it worthwhile

You've got my vote for the halloween contest.

Eggie-Alex responds:

Unfortunatly, I'm not elligable for the Halloween contest.
My flash version's too old for the special pre-loader I have to use.

[Burglar]

Congratulations

Yours is the first flash submission by a 13 year-old that didn't contain nonsensical cursing, Halo refferences, Super Mario sprites, Dragon Ball Z powers, poorly drawn stick figures or immature usage of the word fag.
Continue progressing as an artist and submitting work. And keep in mind that most people who give negative reviews most likely have never tried to make a flash themselves. 3/5, 7/10.
p.s.- hello from Hallifax. Trailer Park Boys rules.

eyerecon responds:

ya!..... no seriously they do

[SMW Remix Episode 1]

wow, that was SO original

not.
was this written by a 13 year old or what.
anyone can rip sprites and make this, they just know better.

masterkoopa1015 responds:

Hey, fuck you. I'm new at this and I'm trying my best.

P.S. I just so happen to be 13 years old. Not everybody here are adults, idiot. That is age-ism. So............screw you >:(

[Drive Thru at KFC]

holy shit, was that Chris Walken?

fast food employees are sooooooo frickin' lazy around closing time.
good satyre. sucks about your sister though, wish she coulda gotten her chicken.
3/5, 7/10. Respek.
p.s.- I still check under the bed every night for Christopher Walken. guy creeps me the fuck out.

Mandalorian-Jedi responds:

XD good eye... good eye... I put him in a bunch of my movies as an inside joke if you've seen them in order they were posted...

[The Madness Code]

(sigh)

bad animation, terrible artistry, zero storyline or at least there might have been, I don't know, it went by to fast to read. another sub-quality flash from some kid who thinks he "rulez."
"skater" productions. real original. at least it wasn't spelled with and 8.

DP responds:

I don't think i "rule" Skater productions is my original name it was not ripped. You don't know flash so don't tell me the animation was bad.

[David's Adventures Eps 8]

put out your fist

(respect knuckles)
A good openning scare, nice choice in music, South Park refference, and satyre aimed directly at the New Grouds geeks. Kudos.
Good luck in the contest.
5/5, 10/10.

maniacmark responds:

you're right on the money lol thanks

[Guilty Gear: AFS]

Tits, dude. Pure frosting.

I've been sitting in front of this damn computer for 31 hours straight, and FINALLY see something that made it worthwhile. Excellent work, far superior to the 15 seconds-of-screaming-visual-diarrhea-
fart flashes submitted by a 14 year-old we usually get here on NG (if that is any sort of a compliment.) Genuinely funny, well thought out humour, especially the part about Hartford (dude, there's NOTHING here in CT, for shizzle.) Can't wait for your next submit. Respek. -the J Man.
5/5, 10/10.

Y-Disciple responds:

Heh, yeah, I know that first hand as well, which is why I included that joke. Tanks for the review.

[This Wall]

suggestion box:

If you are going to resubmit even if this doesn't make it through the portal, I would like to suggest slowing down the pedestrian animation just a bit (it migh add some length to your flash.) Try cutting to different angles, switch between 3rd and 1st person view for example, and for obvious reason all be it kinda cliche, try using Pink Floyd for the background music. I'll assume I don't have to spell out which song of theirs to use. Lastly, how 'bout some sort of graffiti on the wall?
(by the way, the "boy" looks more like a girl. go with it maybe? it could work.)
hope things work out.

DemonPrototype01 responds:

I refuse to use copyrighted music, even though the mood would fit. It's a good idea. There's reasons for every aspect of this animation, which no one has considered at all. The wall is massive and bleak. The masked people are efficient. The boy is just a multipurpose child.

Thank you for actually writing a thoughtful review, though.