TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Agent Ice ep 1]

Questionable

Every clip appears to be from a different .swf file. They each contain different styles of animation and motion, not to mention the fact that they do not coincide with the terrible story line they are suposedly illustrating. Looks like you simply did a horrific job of ripping them and clipping them together, then threw some random logo over it to make it look "original."
Also, you kind of just give yourself away in your author comments by saying, "you're proberly wondering if I stole this movie."
No, I'm not wondering. I know.

Bladedestruc responds:

OY! I find this very abusive! For a noob like me I spent a few weeks on this project, I even added : "SUNDER PRODUCTION' which proves that it is not stolen, if you think this is stolen, please give me a URL to a different website that has this then.

[RandomMarioTime6]

More randomness please

I'm not a huge fan of sprites to begin with and there's too much usage of long Family Guy clips in your flash, but I at least apreciated the use of Macaroni-Penguin's dancing Vegeta. You should give him proper credit for that somewhere, by the way.
On the possitive side, the sync was okay and sound quality was decent, just work on your own brand of humor without having to resort to FG so often. It's not that funny.

captaindrbob responds:

other people do

[It's Party Time]

It's official

I am now a fan.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

awesome man, I'm glad to hear it

[2 KIRBYS 1 CUP]

Mental Image

Those hairy pink cheeks are forever burned into my memory.

I'm voting 5 again tomorrow.

Nevermind3 responds:

Me too!

[Still Annoyed]

Original

Shows much creativity. Nice idea.

Vixin-McCloud responds:

Thanks for that! ^^

[Freezepop's JEM!]

Unpredictable

I wasn't expecting to laugh until I pissed myself, but it happened none the less.

Great job!

Viewtiful-Chris responds:

OH WOW!!! I'm getting it on here!

Isn't it funny how you express how you feel in the best example you can yet some asshole deems your review USELESS? This is fantastic.

[The Christmas Crisis 3]

Killer flash

My favorite X-Mas movie so far.
4/5, 8/10

madarkwasp responds:

Glad you enjoyed it!

Happy Holidays!

[go go gurren rangers]

A little more effort

Using clips and pics from actual anime was kind of a cheesy way to add filler, next time try doing the entire thing by your own hand. Otherwise it did show a bit of creativity and originality. Sound quality wasn't that bad, and it does ring with a certain tone of nostalgia.
The only thing I would recommend fixing would be the "shadow font." It looked amateur-ish and just wasn't doing it for me. Otherwise, fair animation and decent effort.

unit02 responds:

about the shdow font, in the flash it look OK
but in the SWF file it gets messed up
i dont know why.....

[Stickman VS Goku pt.1]

You made my day

For some time now I have been sarcastically commenting that a majority of NG's submissions contain stereotypical elements; horible DBZ sprites, stick figures fighing with kai powers, terrible-to-no backgrounds, bad grammar and Linkin Park music.
Now I have living proof.
This made my day.

Goku159 responds:

Actualy it had a backround but i dun know wat the hell hapend >.<

[A Winter Night]

That's not fair

If there's a contest for best X-Mas flash, this might have already be a winner.
4 weeks early to boot.
You didn't give anyone else a chance! lolz...
Excellent cartoon.
Happy Holiday.

RayRay28576 responds:

Thanx. I hope you're right, lol. But It probably won't even make front page. If I made front page, I would feel like a winner, lol. I really appreciate the compliments, and I'm glad you like it. Thank you.