TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonics Downfall part 3]

Enjoyable

Your work keeps getting better.
Nice "Face Off" reference too.

[Tank Men training video]

I just wanted to say

Excellent job soldier.

[Ichigo vs. Naruto]

At first I was like...

"Oh no, not another goddam sprite movie."
But after viewing, I thought it was short and simple, well animated, and thankful because I'm sure Naruto fans are gonna be pissed.
Sorry guys, but that show licks taint.
PM me in about a week and let me know how many nerds complain that "Naruto wouldn't loose to Ichigo" or some shit like that. I'm guessing it'll be close to 5,000.
Great background & (Spoiler alert) nice gag at the end.

VenomX14 responds:

Lol I'm now im afraid my inbox will get spammed by naruto fans 0.o Thanks for reviewing ^_^

[A Few Sundays in October]

Painted with coffee?

That is one of the most original things I've ever heared.
This is one of the most artisic things I've ever seen.

NewGrounders, take note. THIS is ART.
Stop wasting our time with sticks figures and sprites and Naruto.
Be more creative. Like this person.

Bless you man.

[Ultimo-Trio: PilotEpisode]

note to Newgrounds:

If this makes it into the portal,
I swear I will kill myself.

I don't care if P-Bot deletes this.
I will do it.

tacoman3000 responds:

Tacoman 3000 says, boom shaka laka laka

[Shadez Gang R True Playaz]

(sigh)

It's a good thing Biggie is dead.

He might have come after you.

[A Dance of Death]

Another truimph

Pantera rules.
Fuckin' A.

[-=The Crime=-]

.......

Your writing skills need a little more developement.
Start by looking up the definitions of alliteration, symbolism and hyperbole.
Go from there.

SprintT responds:

Im not the best writer, but I don't think it was bad at all. It showed deep meaning trully, although if you havent read the book it is hard to catch it all. Thanks forthe coment, and I'll work on my skills.

[The Rogue!]

Listen up, kids

you can learn a thing or two from this.

Respect.

[TIME FLY]

Here's what the critics had to say about it:

Gene Shalit- "I loved it!"

Roger Ebert- "Mmm... chocolate cake."

Leonard Maltin- "Hey you, get the f**k out of my house!"

Richard Roper- "For the last time, I'm NOT Howie Long."

Kevin Maynard- "You know who I am?"

Gene Siskel- "I'm dead."

The Jamoke- "Shatner's best performance ever."

5/5, 10/10.