TheJamoke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peter]

killer ish

good animation, brutal mini story. just in time for halloween. 5/5, 9/10.

irrelivent responds:

thank you, beautiful person.

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

A true convert

The last time I left a review for Clock Crew I expressed a certain dislike for their contribution and was subsequently told I should "eat shit and die." I'm not entirely sure what message the responder was trying to convey, but after consulting several people within my local community, aparently it was not of a pleasent tone.
This time however, I find myself giving praise to their work and its self deprecation of the average "jerk off" reviewer. Well done Crew, and may this review fall within your favor. 7/10, 4/5

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

YOUR REVIEW PLEASES CLOCKCREW WRITE MORE

[Fractured - Part 1]

simple equation

sticks + guns = bring the pain.
smooth.
8/10

[Nosferadow]

good shootin', cowboy

Nice little story, kinda reminiscent of a Twilight Zone episode. I like the attention to small things, like how the background stayed stationary when the foreground moved as it did in the old Sega game (something a younger viewer, say 13 or so, wouldn't have a clue about.)
8/10.

shadefalcon responds:

Thanks dude. Appreciate the feedback.

[10 Reasons- GHS Pep II]

speachless.............

what can I say? It had everything. 9/10.

[Luigi's Final Flash]

A for effort

Don't let all these bad reviews stop your momentum. Some people simply get off on being over-critical (you can usually point these 'tards out by their horrendous grammar and terrible spelling.) This flash has spirit. Good usage of the classic Trunks sound byte bye the way. Get back on that horse and try again. 7/10

[Over Nine Thousand Licks]

what, 9000!!!

still funny every time.

[A Gamer & Resident Evil 4]

totally

like, seriously, what's up wit dat?

good stuff.

[World of Warcraft Hentai!]

I laughed, I cried...

I thought that kid was gonna lay a nerd egg. Jeez... If my kid (who hasn't been concieved yet) sounded like that I would have him snuffed and start fresh.
This deserves a way better rating than what it's got, which is probably due to too many frustrated hentai fannatics expecting to get hot & naked 2-dimensional five-knuckle-shuffle material and instead getting a hillarious audio of a total spaz who hits a little close to home by reminding them of the sad shortcommings of geekdom. Nevertheless, this is a valid homage to the true identity of W.o.W. players. Could have used better animation, but on the other hand it is somewhat befitting. Thanks for the laugh. 8/10.

[The death of christanbale]

...?

when I first agreed to watch this I was hoping for more.
dissapointing.
on my deathbed i shall curse this film and beg the lord for the 17 seconds of my life that it took to watch it back.
I'm gonna go watch American Psycho and Equilibrium now.

hankjwebaltin responds:

um hey if you are on your death bed why are you here blamming my flash. go live your last moments.