TheJamoke's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[School Spirt Showdown]

Gee willikers

Another spam alt strikes again.

[Metroid Map]

Nostalgic

I felt like I was 8 years old playing NES again.
Thanks for making an old man feel young again.

Figikii responds:

Thanks!

[-Space Wars-]

Woopdy doo...

The missles move too slow, the game freezes, the only controls are left and right.
Less fun than Pong.
The only "charm" this game has is the facial expression, which is nullified by the fact that the character is just a simple, generic stick figure.
Very little artisitc value all around.
Come up with a better idea next time.

[Rock Out Memory Game]

Just one piece of advice

Next time don't rip a preloader from someone elses game. ESPECIALLY if it contains the logo from another well-known flash game website that you have nothing to do with.
I know this game isn't Rhythm Explosion, but anyone who's suspicious might jump the gun and say it's stolen because at first glance the two look similar.
It was a nice thought trying to use it because Pico is in it, but remember somebody else worked on that and there's such a thing as copyright laws. Just use your head is all.
Otherwise, I thought the game showed a little creativity.

[Save the emos!!]

There is a hidden message here

If you are an "emo," waste yourself.

I liked it.

[Mr. Mackey's Soundboard]

I know you already know this, but

The turd in the urinal is one of the best SP bits ever. Leave it to Matt & Tre to drag out a poop joke for 20 minutes in hilarious fashion.
Excellent job on the sound quality and edits. Now I have some of my favorite lines from the show at the tip of my fingers. Kudos.

[Ultimate Borat Quiz]

thanks

a good little waste of time.
well done too.
make more.

Ash4792 responds:

glad you liked it.

thinking of making some other quizzes so look out for them.

[Pathfinder]

Steady hand

Nice artwork, a simple yet workable premmiss, smooth animation and decent music (I downloaded that song off the music portal myself.) a nice little game there chief. 4/5, 8/10.

[tankman 2 dress up doll Q]

Don't let the haters shake you

There are pleanty of other flash dolls out there and nobody accused their creators of "ripping off" someone else's art. Isn't the point of a dress-up to come as close to the original as possible anyway? This isn't theft, it's a nice homage to beloved NG characters. Fix the bugs, maybe add some more features and they'll be singing your praises next time. Anybody who doesn't is simply jealous they didn't think of it first.
Good stuff.

[Heroes Mini Games]

Interesting

Not bad. Good concept. Way too cash in on the Heroes craze. I'm sure the NG crowd will give this one a warm reception. 8/10 (minus 2 for the french. ha!)
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p.s.- do you think the cheerleader can regrow her hymen? she's gotta, I mean, it's scientific.

Celtic-games responds:

Thanks!

PS : I think she'll do something about that... or not?