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195 Reviews | 81 w/ Responses
Next time don't rip a preloader from someone elses game. ESPECIALLY if it contains the logo from another well-known flash game website that you have nothing to do with.
I know this game isn't Rhythm Explosion, but anyone who's suspicious might jump the gun and say it's stolen because at first glance the two look similar.
It was a nice thought trying to use it because Pico is in it, but remember somebody else worked on that and there's such a thing as copyright laws. Just use your head is all.
Otherwise, I thought the game showed a little creativity.
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That's all I can say.
Thank you.
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Funny little story about getting even.
I have no doubt that a starving, illiterate child could make a flash that wins a trophy here on Newgrounds.
I even checked out the website after the end.
That's a noble cause, sending laptops to Africa.
Next step, getting electricity to Africa.
Forget food and medicine, they need internet chatrooms.
Good flash.
Author's Response:
Well now they will pretty much be more technologycaly more advanced than us.
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Constructive criticism:
-Plants need carbon dioxide, not oxygen.
-Fewer questions about space. Get more randomized questions.
-Re-word the one about black holes. I see where you were going with that, but grammatically it was just wrong to the point of being confusing. And black holes don't move towards planets, other way around. I know you were trying to throw in some intelligence, but it backfired.
-Find better music. I had to shut it off after about 30 seconds.
-Get your answers from a better source than Wikipedia. Any asshat with 2 fingers can make a false entry with incorrect knowledge on Wikipedia.
-Who gives a fuck about Tom Fulp? No Fulp or NG Questions. He's not going to front page you because you mentioned him and this craptacular website in a smut quiz.
Please feel free to go right ahead and insinuate that I am gay or dumb or whatever immature response you may have, since you are no doubt sitting there right now waiting to instantly retaliate to any negative feedback this might receive. Whatever.
I just think it could have been better.
Author's Response:
1. I am aware of the plant thing and I'm uploading the right awnser now.
2. Alright I'll do that.
3. I thought the black hole moved toward the planet.
4. Alright I'll find better music next time. Alto, what would you recommend?
5. I didn't know where else to get the questions except from Wiki.
6. I was not planning on putting something about Tom to get this front-paged. I just wanted to see if people actually know stuff about the site they are using.
I'm not going to insult you. This was a helpful review I see no reason to insult you for it.
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If the world were just and fair, Tom Fulp would make it a law that any stick-fight flash submitted here to NG must be of as good quality as this or better, otherwise your account will be deleted.
That was tight.
Brutal music.
Respect.
Author's Response:
ROFL.
There was much discussion about the music, this song ended up being it, although i voted against it l ).
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"This is George Lucas. I'm suing you."
Just kidding, relaaaaaaaax.
This intro is longer than most of the garbage that makes it into the portal here on ScrewGrounds.
Can't wait to see how long the thing is.
(Did that sound a little gay? Long... thing... nah.)
Hope it comes out good. I'll vote 4, even though I usually can't stand sprite movies. Good luck.
p.s. - you left out the "d" in world.
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Dangerous minorities do.
Nice music. Smooth animation.
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No one said "Do a barrel role."
For that alone, you get a 7 stars.
+1 more 'cause it was just wacky enough to make me smile.
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For the size of the file, it could have been a whole lot more.
It looks like it was made on MS Paint.
Tankmen 2 is 5.5MB, for the love of God.
Please, no more Steve the Taco "Episodeds," I beg you.
Try something else.
Author's Response:
If you had the ability to read you jerk, you'd know that is WAS made with MS Paint. It's not my fault it's so big. If you don't like it, don't watch it. So go screw yourself you jerk.
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"I waited for 8.3MB to load just for that?!"
Let me guess, 8MB of it was the sound file...
*sigh*
Listen, you gotta compress your sound files. Just because there is a 10MB limit on submits doesn't mean you gotta use almost all of it. For crying out loud, LemonDemon's Bad Idea is 8.2MB, and it was 5 times longer than this.
While you're at it, come up with something better than an unorganized sprite movie. It's been done... to death. At least Naruto wasn't in it.
And work on sync. The sound quality was just as abysmal as the visuals.
Anyone who votes higher than 2 on this should recieve a 3-day ban.
Author's Response:
What have you got in the portal let me see.........oh thats right nothing this is just something I did in between a larger project, and I don't think it and "unorganized" sprite movie and this movie did fairly well so according to you a lot of people should be banned.
however I do agree with one thing Naruto sucks!
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