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Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

Posted by THEJamoke Feb. 23, 2008 @ 4:17 AM EST

Why aren't people more intelligent, like me?

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38 Comments

Feb. 23, 2008 | 11:28 AM wilker says:

False paradigm!

Feb. 23, 2008 | 5:41 PM THEJamoke responds:

kick in the nuts?

Feb. 23, 2008 | 12:01 PM Lamoureux says:

That's fucking bullshit man. Killswitch Engage are fucking garbage. I actually bought one of their cds because the cover looked cool and it was in the metal section of HMV. What a fucking waste. I gave it to my gay cousin, he's a real life fag too. His boyfriend's name is Allain, I beat him up whenever he comes to visit. It's great. This guy's like 35 and he gets his ass beaten by a 15 year old once a month.

What's it like being mexican?

Feb. 23, 2008 | 5:40 PM THEJamoke responds:

lol, gays.

I wouldn't know first hand, but something tells me it ain't that great.

Feb. 23, 2008 | 5:00 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

i'm so ronery

Feb. 23, 2008 | 5:42 PM THEJamoke responds:

I'm honored that ZSL would grace my page with a comment.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 12:52 AM Cericon says:

Becuase you have an afro.

Feb. 25, 2008 | 12:17 AM THEJamoke responds:

I use it to scare predators.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 2:31 PM Brick-top says:

I haven't seen that movie for ages. Weren't they making a sequel?

Feb. 25, 2008 | 12:33 AM THEJamoke responds:

I doubt it. In the dvd commentary Matt and Tre express their hatred of working with puppets and announce this will be hopefully be their last endeavor on such a project.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 11:03 PM SevenSeize says:

hahahhahaah

God I love that movie and that part.

"Oh erro der hans brix."

Feb. 25, 2008 | 12:35 AM THEJamoke responds:

They say Kim Jong Il is a huge movie buff. I wonder if he saw it and cried during "I'm so Ronery."

Feb. 25, 2008 | 7:59 AM Lamoureux says:

If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!

Feb. 26, 2008 | 1:05 AM THEJamoke responds:

You might have all the others fooled, but not me. Your action was reckless and it put us all in danger. The next time you pull a stunt like that I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions, you got it?

Feb. 25, 2008 | 9:12 PM jokerscard says:

Thanks for the list m8. The whole things crawling along like a paraplegic on broken glass.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 1:17 AM THEJamoke responds:

I tried to yell "cock," but I couldn't get it out of my mouth.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 9:34 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".

Feb. 27, 2008 | 12:48 AM THEJamoke responds:

lol
puppet sex

Feb. 27, 2008 | 5:04 PM mega-ballin-pimp-sev says:

damn neegro

Feb. 27, 2008 | 9:05 PM THEJamoke responds:

I believe the acceptable term is "colored."

Feb. 27, 2008 | 10:16 PM 1337leader says:

So am I included in that mass of people you think are stupid? I believe I'm pretty smart but I'm not going to get a god complex over it now am I? I believe 4 out of every 5 people are complete retards because most of them have killed their braincells by watching porn, drinking, and smoking the ol' mary jane but you, on the other hand, seem smarter than your average drunk/porn addict.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 1:25 AM THEJamoke responds:

I read your thread.

Mar. 1, 2008 | 11:32 PM 7IsUnlucky says:

IMM INTELLIGANTZ LOLOLOLOL

Mar. 2, 2008 | 11:07 PM THEJamoke responds:

Can't stop the hustle.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 5:21 PM Infinite-one says:

"I tried to yell "cock," but I couldn't get it out of my mouth."

......

Mar. 2, 2008 | 11:08 PM THEJamoke responds:

Do you see what I did thar?

Mar. 3, 2008 | 12:20 AM Infinite-one says:

Why yes, I do.

Mar. 4, 2008 | 2:59 PM THEJamoke responds:

Very good, Grasshopper.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 2:18 PM Brick-top says:

UPDATE MESSAGE:

The Irrelevent NG userlist that you're a part of has now ended. Unless my mind changes there will be no more than 163 usernames and 250 comments.

Your name shall always be on one of the largest user lists in NG history. Thank you for your time.

Sincely

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:35 PM THEJamoke responds:

Yes! I'm part of a group!! I belong!!!

Mar. 8, 2008 | 1:04 PM wilker says:

Post more news already, charlatan.

Mar. 11, 2008 | 1:15 PM THEJamoke responds:

okie dokie

Mar. 8, 2008 | 10:24 PM mega-ballin-pimp-sev says:

I don't like muslims

Mar. 11, 2008 | 1:16 PM THEJamoke responds:

9/11 didn't happen

Mar. 23, 2008 | 1:42 AM hongkongexpress says:

That's because they live in America with you. But soon you'll move out of Canada as you dreamed.

May. 16, 2008 | 3:13 PM THEJamoke responds:

The sooner the better

Mar. 23, 2008 | 9:10 PM InsertFunnyUserName says:

Because evolution is reversing.

May. 16, 2008 | 3:14 PM THEJamoke responds:

been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
the cretins cloning and feeding
and I don't even own a tv

Apr. 3, 2008 | 5:14 PM MitochondriaMan says:

http://ric3ball.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/102877

May. 16, 2008 | 3:16 PM THEJamoke responds:

let me get a mic

Apr. 10, 2008 | 7:23 AM Recolo says:

You are not intelligent you little puppet!

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS BECAUSE I WILL NOT READ IT!

Apr. 12, 2008 | 7:20 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Hey Jamoke! How are ya man? Still ronery, mate?

May. 16, 2008 | 3:17 PM THEJamoke responds:

smell my fingers

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:39 PM Oddler says:

Virgin Media Internet Service Provider actually TRYING to stifle the way the Internet works? End of the free internet? Please check out my page for details how this shit is starting to happen.

May. 16, 2008 | 3:19 PM THEJamoke responds:

Richard Branson is a turd

Apr. 27, 2008 | 2:01 AM Lamoureux says:

Fucka-lucka-ding-dong.

May. 16, 2008 | 3:20 PM THEJamoke responds:

doodle-lee-doo
ding-dong-doodle-lee
doodle-lee-doo

May. 8, 2008 | 3:27 PM lazyyMitch says:

Oh herro!

May. 16, 2008 | 3:21 PM THEJamoke responds:

you are useless Arec Bardwin

May. 16, 2008 | 6:54 PM Dools says:

Hey, you should consider participating in super-pineapple's weird story competition, it's a load of fun. Just go here: http://super-pineapple.newgrounds.com /

May. 16, 2008 | 8:30 PM lazyyMitch says:

Haven't seen you around lately.

Where you go?!

May. 20, 2008 | 2:45 PM THEJamoke responds:

Back to reality.

May. 20, 2008 | 2:47 PM THEJamoke says:

fuckin' hot:

http://discharges.org/h/1301/

May. 20, 2008 | 6:31 PM TheBoogley says:

Ricky Burrito!! OLE!! (coming soon to a chinemas near you, holmes)

May. 20, 2008 | 10:23 PM THEJamoke responds:

she bang, she bang...

May. 20, 2008 | 6:46 PM The-evil-bucket says:

You need to teach them.

May. 20, 2008 | 10:24 PM THEJamoke responds:

Every lesson will involve an ass whoopin'

May. 22, 2008 | 10:19 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

There's gonna be a Machete movie.

...

I fucking love the Rodriguez-Tarantino mashup.

May. 23, 2008 | 4:08 PM THEJamoke responds:

You mean Danny Trejo, a Harley and a big ass knife? Killer.

May. 24, 2008 | 1:47 PM K0RKZ says:

FUCK YOU FAGGOT!

May. 24, 2008 | 11:58 PM THEJamoke responds:

...and the torch of betty is passed.

May. 24, 2008 | 4:16 PM CopyandPaste2 says:

would like to thank booze for giving me a reason get up in the morning & live another day.
(you are totally wrong)

May. 25, 2008 | 12:00 AM THEJamoke responds:

gravy train with biscuit wheels

May. 28, 2008 | 9:15 PM SevenSeize says:

I watched Team America this weekend and thought about you.

May. 29, 2008 | 2:39 PM THEJamoke responds:

lol

Jun. 3, 2008 | 2:29 PM jokerscard says:

Check out my off roading vid!!!

Jun. 4, 2008 | 12:54 PM THEJamoke responds:

needs more Henry Rollins

Jun. 4, 2008 | 11:01 AM lazyyMitch says:

You remind me of Ben Gonzalez from Reaper.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 12:55 PM THEJamoke responds:

I am not familiar with that brand of soap.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 9:44 PM CleansingFlame says:

That was the greatest movie ever made. Also, I'm surprised it didn't start a nuclear holocaust.

Jun. 5, 2008 | 1:46 AM THEJamoke responds:

There's still time.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 9:46 PM Truth says:

Yo homes!

Jun. 5, 2008 | 1:48 AM THEJamoke responds:

No hablo español.