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Entry #5
Darkness. The sound of water flowing through pipes can be heard gently. There is a strange squeaking, emanating from behind the wall, slowly moving closer and closer. A man stumbles around in the dark, mumbling with fear and whimpering like a lost child.
A fluorescent light suddenly turns on. The heavy iron door in the corner swings open and an ominous doll rolls into the room on a small tricycle.
The intercom speaker crackles with electricity. A deep, rasping voice begins to speak.
"Hello Ben Affleck. This is your wake up call."
"Throughout your career you have performed with mediocrity. The level of your success despite your lack of talent has been a perplexing phenomenon for years. You have been fortunate enough to work alongside some of the most seasoned actors of modern cinema; Bruce Willis, Cuba Gooding Jr., Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, Ray Liotta, and yet you still refused to show any hope of rising to their level. You have squandered every great opportunity presented to you, beginning with the good fortune you were blessed with when Matt Damon let you and your worthless brother Casey ride his coat tails and co-wrote you on Good Will Hunting."
"You were terrible in that movie as well."
"But today I am giving you a chance. A chance to redeem yourself."
"I want to play a little game."
"The object is simple. Right now you are trapped within a paper bag. All you have to do is act your way out of it. You have thirty minutes. After that time is up the door to this room will lock sealing you within forever."
"Succeed and you will live to continue stealing roles from more deserving actors and tarnishing otherwise decent movies with your sub-standard performance. Fail and this room becomes your grave. The choice is yours to make. You decide..."
EDIT: For Cericon
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