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THEJamoke

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: CT
Job: chef / chainsmoker

We can't call people without wings angels, so we call them "friends."

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WTF did Tiger Woods just say?!

Posted by THEJamoke Jun. 5, 2008 @ 1:45 AM EDT

When asked his thoughts about Game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals, he chuckled, and then answered:

"I don't really care," he said with an impish smile. "It's all about the Dodgers. I don't think anyone really watches hockey anymore."

(full article HERE)

You would think that the wealthiest, most endorsed athlete on the planet would choose his words more carefully, especially while speaking in public forum. Whether said in jest or not, how could he have thought even for a single second his words would not read well on paper?

Not to mention the last thing a colored public figure, who's been through as much media scrutiny as he has, should do is piss off a vast group of white people such as hockey fans. Don't look shocked and appalled the day when you're on the 5th green trying to sink a put for birdie when suddenly you are pegged in the face with a Molson bottle, Tiger.

I'm sure if they could pull it off the American news media would play a little game of "six degrees of separation" and somehow try to link Tiger's obviously offensive comments to Barack Obama in a vein attempt to make the already self-conscious candidate loose face during the presidential campaign. Like the pack of unscrupulous, unoriginal, blood-thirsty wolves they are.

The kicker to this most blasphemous of scandals, however, is Woods' close personal partnership with the Great One himself, Wayne Gretzky, with whom he financed the now defunct All-Star Café. If Wayne weren't the retired gentleman that he is, I'm sure he'd be the first to retaliate, although not physically. Let's just hope for Tiger's sake he doesn't cross paths with the likes of Todd Bertuzzi any time soon.

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Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHALID!

He's 3 years old today!

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Jun. 5, 2008 | 1:53 AM alex-shelley says:

hockey is gay

Jun. 6, 2008 | 7:47 PM THEJamoke responds:

your face.


Jun. 5, 2008 | 2:16 AM hongkongexpress says:

who is Mr Khalid? is he your son?

Jun. 6, 2008 | 7:49 PM THEJamoke responds:

Total proof that I'm not all the way gay.


Jun. 5, 2008 | 2:17 AM hongkongexpress says:

Meh I wouldn't worry about Mr Wood's comments, because A Canadian was chasing him in the tour very very closely. I like Golf actually. you get in touch with nature and trees. but woe to the person who lives next one... I used to work in the neighborhood club, and then I got hit on the head with one, and had a yucky goosebump!

Jun. 6, 2008 | 7:52 PM THEJamoke responds:

"I played golf. I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That was way more satisfying." -Mitch Hedberg

Updated: Jun. 9, 2008, 2:44 PM

Jun. 5, 2008 | 3:21 AM Luxury-Yacht says:

Fuck Bertuzzi, after that sucker punch from behind, he deserves to get a stick to the fucking face. That was just vicious. Stick to clean hits.

Jun. 6, 2008 | 8:00 PM THEJamoke responds:

but bouncing is what tiggers do best.


Jun. 6, 2008 | 1:18 PM jokerscard says:

GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!
2008 STANLY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCHEZZ

Jun. 6, 2008 | 7:59 PM THEJamoke responds:

That's what Pittsburgh gets for knocking out the Rangers.


Jun. 9, 2008 | 12:32 AM SevenSeize says:

YAY!!! Happy Birthday Khalid!!!!! What did you guys do for the party?

Jun. 9, 2008 | 2:43 PM THEJamoke responds:

Chuck E. Cheese's!

Turns out mommy is a skeeball fanatic.


Jun. 10, 2008 | 12:26 AM SevenSeize says:

Skiball is ok, as long as she knows when to quit.

It's a long and hard road to get off the stuff once you're hooked.

You'll do anything for one of those tokens.

Anything. :-( *shudders*

Jun. 10, 2008 | 12:52 AM THEJamoke responds:

Actually, I'm counting on it. ;)


Jun. 11, 2008 | 9:24 AM wilker says:

A gumball machine, a compass, two bells and four xylophone keys. What on earth were they thinking about when they built that?

You, probably.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 10:59 AM THEJamoke responds:

I want him to be a percussionist like me someday. That thing is to keep him from banging on my drums in the meantime.

The "compass" is like a little snare.


Jun. 12, 2008 | 1:01 PM SevenSeize says:

Mine is having a birthday in about 2 weeks. He wants Spiderman, so that's what it'll be. We've done dinosaurs like 3 years in a row, so I'm ready for a change. We did power rangers and spongebob too. I want Chuck E Cheese!

Jun. 12, 2008 | 4:04 PM THEJamoke responds:

Funny you should mention Spidey, I got him a pair of Spiderman sandals and his mom got him a pair of Spiderman shoes.
Now all shoes are referred to as "Spider-shoes." ^.^

I think we will go with a Spongebob theme next year, or Diego.

Chuck E. Cheese's rocks. One token per game, 4 for a dollar or 50 for 10! Why wasn't it so awesome when I was a kid? We've gone back 4 times (two alone, lol) just play more games!

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