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Folks always ask me how do I stay in shape

2015-03-31 06:01:57 by TheJamoke
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Eat lots of pussy and push kids off their bikes.

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I don't care what you are doing at the moment

2012-06-15 23:00:24 by TheJamoke
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but you can knock it off because I'm sure it's some bullshit.

I don't care what you are doing at the moment


Hot waves of wet passion

2011-07-18 15:17:28 by TheJamoke

Never before has there been a love so deep.

Hot waves of wet passion


Stand the fuck back...

2011-05-17 03:04:42 by TheJamoke

I'm about to divide by zero.

Stand the fuck back...


Bartender....

2011-04-07 14:40:31 by TheJamoke
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3 measures of Gordon's, one vodka, half jig of Kina Lillet and orange bitters, shaken over ice with a twist.

And keep 'em coming, motherfucker.

Bartender....


brb

2010-02-24 21:34:53 by TheJamoke

Hamdingers.

brb