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THEJamoke

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: CT
Job: chef / chainsmoker

I am an artist with food. My creations are more than just appreciated, they become part of you. What other artist can make that claim? I make miracles happen every day. And by the way- boners.

Contact Info

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Website: Don't Fuck with the Jesus

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
10/22/07
Level: 14
Aura: Dark

Rank: Pvt. First Class
Blams: 674
Saves: 2,902
Rank #: 1,308

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 1,950 / 2,180
Exp. Rank #: 11,969
Voting Pow.: 5.58 votes

BBS Posts: 2,200 (8.54 per day)
Flash Reviews: 191
Music Reviews: 10
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Favorite Flash Movies

  1. DucktaleZ 3
  2. Phoenix Wright Loves Spam
  3. "Fuck"
  4. Mr Bucket
  5. Interesting Conversation.
  6. Crono and Randi
  7. I Am Resident Evil
  8. Getting Off The Train
  9. Random Shit Episode 1
  10. The Truth Is
  11. Cause Im Free Fallin
  1. Halloween 2007 short
  2. Karate Kid vs.Scorpion
  3. A New Bunny
  4. Attack of the Wonkybirds
  5. Bleach pizza commercial
  6. Tom & April Fulp HENTAI
  7. 4chan 4evar
  8. The Ultimate Truth
  9. Freezepop's JEM!
  10. luigis fireball

Favorite Flash Games

  1. AngelBobble-a2
  2. Exmortis
  3. Exmortis 2
  4. The Last Stand.
  5. The Last Stand 2
  6. Zombie Survival Quiz
  1. Thing-Thing 3
  2. The Pick of Destiny 2
  3. Ganguro Girl 1.5
  4. Love Hina sim date RPG
  5. Rome Puzzle
  6. -The Journey-

Favorite Flash Authors

  1. Macaroni-Penguin
  2. LefflerWebDesign
  3. illwillpress
  4. Parsec
  5. Alvin-Earthworm
  1. FleckoGold
  2. Sykotic-Sword
  3. hikari42
  4. ZONE-SAMA
  5. Bigpappasmurf

Favorite Audio Submissions

  1. The Birth of a New Savior!
  2. The Unfilled Void
  3. Duncan Hill Theme-Metaljonus
  1. Brutal Fuck-Death
  2. [D] Lavos (Chrono Trigger)
  3. Aqua Teen (Metalized)

Other Favorites

Movies

  1. Pulp Fiction - the greatest movie ever. period.
  2. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut- the title is a dick joke. Nuff said.
  3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - the definition of British humour.
  4. Every movie by George A. Romero - the man who invented the modern zombie genre.
  5. Blazing Saddles - possibly the funniest movie ever made.
  6. The Blues Brothers - two brothers of blues on a mission from God.
  7. The Big Lebowski - despite a complex plot a dude and his friends achieve nothing
  8. The Last Temptation of Christ - a white Jesus? Who cares. Dafoe's best role.
  9. A Clockwork Orange - Ludwig Von, milkbars & ultra-violence.
  10. Animal House - there's a reason your dad still raves about it 30 years later.
  11. Full Metal Jacket - born to kill.
  12. Reservoir Dogs - gangsters, guns, black suites, dead cops and colorful names.
  13. Shuan of the Dead - run for your life, British zombies!
  14. Goodfellas, Casino, Raging Bull - the DeNiro/Pesci triforce.
  15. Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels/Snatch - Guy Richie is England's Tarantino.
  16. Jackie Brown - rounding out the Holy Tarantino Trilogy
  17. Clerks - the black and white indie that became a mainstream legend.
  1. Scarface - one word, "Pacino."
  2. Carlito's Way - one word, "Pacino."
  3. Scent of a Woman - one word, "Pacino."
  4. The Godfather I, II, III - "Pacino," "Pacino," "Pacino."
  5. Die Hard 1-4 - John McClain will NEVER die, bitches.
  6. Spinal Tap- David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls & every drummer alive.
  7. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 - a tale of revenge... with samurai swords.
  8. The Prophecy - every night I look under the bed for Christopher Walken.
  9. Blade Runner - "I want more life, fucker"
  10. Army of Darkness - "this is my boomstick"
  11. Boondock Saints - can't understand a fuckin' word they say, but they got guns.
  12. Ghost Dog - just watch it.
  13. Bongwater - one of the best stoner movies you've never seen. Jack Black's in it.
  14. Superman - because Christopher Reeve made us believe that a man can fly.
  15. Sin City - the greatest comic book adaptation to date.
  16. Silent Hill - the greatest video game adaptation to date.
  17. Star Wars - the original 3 before George Lucas and Hayden Christensen ruined it.

Music

  1. Metal - do the words "fucking brutal" mean anything to you?
  2. Ska - Reel Big Fish, we miss thee.
  3. The Dave Matthews Band - in a class of their own.
  4. "Classic" Rock - because today's music sucks cock.
  5. The '80s - some of the happiest music ever made. Thank you cocain.
  6. American punk/rock - 3 out 4 Ramones are dead. They can still kick your ass.
  1. Japanese punk/rock - those little dudes can thrash. Go listen.
  2. Funk - George Clinton & P-Funk+ Otis Day & the Time+ Earth, Wind & Fire= booya.
  3. Gangsta Rap - giving white kids something to emulate since 1993.
  4. Porno music - the real reason I watch smut.
  5. Country Western - just kidding. Fuck rednecks & fuck the South.

TV Shows

  1. Trailer Park Boys - the greatest show on planet Earth... is Canadian? Yes.
  2. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - what will the Gang do next?
  3. Metalocalypse - Dethklok, the most brutal band in the world.
  4. Arrested Development - there's disfunctional families, then there's the Bluths.
  5. Futurama - based on a true story. Filmed on location.
  1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force - the most random 15 minutes of TV that's truely funny.
  2. The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart - 30min. of the best satire every Mon-Thur.
  3. The Simpsons - the world's immage of Americans: Homer.
  4. South Park - geniuses Matt and Tre express their contempt for the world in 2-D.
  5. Dragon Ball Z - Akira Toriyama's ultra violent, ass-dragging, soap opera epic.

Games

  1. Chrono Trigger (SNES)- revolutionary RPG fathered by anime legend Akira Toriyama
  2. Super Smash Bros. (N64)- Nintendo's all-stars convene for an all out brawl
  3. Legend of Zelda: Occarina of Time (N64)- changed the series forever. Link in 3-D
  4. Halo (X-Box)- ...dude, it's Halo. 'Nuff said
  5. Resident Evil 4 (NGC)- the survival horror gets an over-the-shoulder face lift
  1. James Bond 007: Goldeneye (N64)- you know you still love it
  2. Super Mario RPG (SNES)- an instant classic
  3. Resident Evil 0 (NGC)- yay, more zombies. Time to whip out my boomstick
  4. Prince of Persia: Warior Within/Two Thrones (NGC)- hail to the Prince
  5. Resident Evil (GC)- better graphics than PlayStation. The survival horror begins

Books

  1. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
  2. Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut
  3. A Modest Proposal - Johnathan Swift
  1. Metaphysics - Aristotle
  2. The Works of the Late Edgar Allen Poe - Edgar Allen Poe